
Episodes

Friday Apr 04, 2025
Friday Apr 04, 2025
It's episode 129 at Kraken Cove and once the bloody binmen get done sorting the bins, Benny and Matt might be able to get on with a bit of casting!
In this episode, the lads investigate the sinister case of Porta Potty Parties, the 12 year old kid who swiped a luxury 4x4 and caravan then promptly disappeared, a jockey murderer, Antarctic Assault, a fabulous flight attendant flounce and much much more!!
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Friday Mar 21, 2025
Episode 128 - Goatman! Sausage Munchers! Grandad Banger!
Friday Mar 21, 2025
Friday Mar 21, 2025
It's episode 128 of Kraken Cove Podcast!
This week Benny and Matt look at the woman eaten by her sausage dogs, a man who gave it all up to become a goat, a tourist who tried to pet a shark and paid the price, Starshield, The Man With the Golden Arm and much, much more!!
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Friday Mar 07, 2025
Episode 127 - Falling Starlink! Splintercat! Dildo Holiday Horror!
Friday Mar 07, 2025
Friday Mar 07, 2025
It's episode 127 of Kraken cove Podcast!!
This episode Benny and Matt talk books (Lost in the Garden by Adam S Leslie and A Time Before Genesis by Les Dawson), a tip load of bitcoin, an AirBnB full of drugs and dildos, and the mystery of Musk's falling satellites!!
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Friday Feb 07, 2025
Episode 126 - Derry Yellow Man! Dolphin Pee Play! Wetherspoons Tattoo!
Friday Feb 07, 2025
Friday Feb 07, 2025
It's episode 126 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Matt and Benny discuss fish pie... no, just a fish pie.
Then they chat about a MASSIVE belly tattoo, liver eating Orca, piss play amongst dolphins, a creepy Irish Yellow Man, a wet wipe mystery, a porn star fucked right off a balcony, a direct hit by a particle accelerator abd much more!
All this and loads of extra waffle at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!

Friday Jan 24, 2025
Episode 125 - Ravenser Odd! Talking Orca! Bumhole Bother!!
Friday Jan 24, 2025
Friday Jan 24, 2025
It's episode 125 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and in this episode, the lads take a strange journey to the lost island of Ravenser Odd!
They listen to the talk of Orcas, chat about the escaped Lynxes in Scotland, a lost object in an MRI Scanner, and much, much more!
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Friday Jan 03, 2025
Episode 124 - Otter Attack!! Fordite!! Evergreen Buddha!!
Friday Jan 03, 2025
Friday Jan 03, 2025
Happy New Year, and welcome to episode 124 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!
A hibernating Benny has meant a delay in new episodes being released but Matt has finally managed to stir the beast and get him near a microphone!
In this episode, our fearless lighthouse keepers tackle a beheaded and violated fox! An otter attack! They chat all things New Jersey Drones! There's Masturbation Waffle! Yapping on about an Irish UFO and much, much more!
Keep tuned in to KRAKEN COVE PODCAST through 2025 and we promise to bring you much more madness!!

Friday Nov 22, 2024
Episode 123 - Rabid Racoons! Zombie Fungus! Victorian Astronauts!
Friday Nov 22, 2024
Friday Nov 22, 2024
It's episode 123 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and while they have shocking revelations about Rowboat Pete, Benny and Matt don't let it spoil their mood while they cast their light on CORDYCEPS fungus, a dirty phone call, a brilliant book, some Old Skool Paedos, Rabid Trash Pandas and the first pioneers of space travel!
It's a bumper show where, as usual, our lighthouse keepers take a meandering trip through all things bizarre and controversial so keep hold of your hats as you once again visit KRAKEN COVE!!

Friday Nov 08, 2024
Friday Nov 08, 2024
It's Episode 122 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and Benny & Matt settle down to some classic casting. They examine a Time Slip, A report of a Wolf Man at Cannock Chase, they peer into Gormire Lake, Yorkshire's Gateway to Hell, and they poke a stick at The Shug Monkey, a truly horrific demon cryptid that terrorises the Suffolk and Cambridgeshire area!
Tune in now for a wonderful slice of Fortean Pie and get fresh KRAKEN COVE today!

Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Episode 121 - Halloween Special! BLACK SHUCK! BARGHEST! GYTRASH! PADFOOT
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Thursday Oct 31, 2024
Welcome to the Halloween Special of Kraken Cove Podcast!
Join Benny and Matt as they cast the Lighthouse Light across the dark corners of the UK to pick out those fiery red eyes as big as saucers, the flashing claws, the deep, guttural snarl…. of BLACK SHUCK!! BARGHEST!! PADFOOT!! GYRTRASH and many, many more!! Yes, it’s the Black Dog Special so strap in for some furry fun!
Happy Halloween!!

Friday Oct 25, 2024
Episode 120 - Scottish Second Sight & Fairy Folk!
Friday Oct 25, 2024
Friday Oct 25, 2024
It's episode 120 of Kraken Cove and in this episode, Benny & Matt take a look at the strange mystery of Second Sight in the Scottish Isles. This bizarre phenomenon seems almost certain, not a dramatic trick but a solid part of everyday Island life for centuries!
Were they communing with the fairy folk of Scotland? Listen and find out!