Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre!

Episode 133 - Ghost Camero! What is Vanilla? Necrobotics!

Welcome to Episode 133 of Kraken Cove Podcast!

Join Matt and Benny on another wild ride through the wild frontiers of Forteana as they shine the light on the strangest stories out there.

This week they ask the burning question.... WHAT IS VANILLA?

They look at the astounding bravery of Helge Mayer and his Ghost Camero, The grave robbing ghoul who is selling his grisly loot on eBay, a billionaire who might not be a total bastard for once, the weird world of Necrobotics and much, much more!

Episode 132 - Dildo Dramas! Hunting Humans! Sausage Scandal!

It's CHRISTMAS!!!! And obviously this requires a festive KRAKEN COVE!!

In this episode, Benny & Matt look at a variety of vibrating vignettes regarding sex toys, some stranded sausages, and abandoned octogenarian, the hunting of humans with hounds and much, much more!

A Christmas cracker of an episode, from Kraken Cove with love!

Episode 131 - Cheese Riot! Succubus! Nutmaxxers!!

Welcome back after a rather extended hiatus to KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!

Matt and Benny do apologise for the length of time it's been since the last episode but we hope this new one is worthe the wait and we definitely hope to bring you more shows on a regular basis!

This episode brings you BIG DICK INJURY! NOTTINGHAM CHEESE RIOTS! A HAUNTED BENNY! ANGEL'S GLOW! Ans a glimpse of Heaven I could do without!

All this and much more at KRAKEN COVE!!

Episode 130 - VALERIE LIVES! Balloonfest 86! Koala Kaos!

Welcome to Episode 130 of Kraken Cove Podcast!

There's an unintentional eco theme this episode, as we look at ways that man keeps messing with nature! 

There's a pet Sausage dog called Valerie who has finally been captured after being on the run for nearly two years, the genetic meddling that brought back the Dire Wolf, Balloonfest 86, how bushfires threatened 700 Koalas, and another dim US tourist tries to get to a deadly protected island!

All this and much more at KRAKEN COVE!!

Episode 129 - U-28 Creature! Flight Attendant Flounce! Valerie the Wild Dachshund!

It's episode 129 at Kraken Cove  and once the bloody binmen get done sorting the bins, Benny and Matt might be able to get on with a bit of casting!

In this episode, the lads investigate the sinister case of Porta Potty Parties, the 12 year old kid who swiped a luxury 4x4 and caravan then promptly disappeared, a jockey murderer, Antarctic Assault, a fabulous flight attendant flounce and much much more!!

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Episode 128 - Goatman! Sausage Munchers! Grandad Banger!

It's episode 128 of Kraken Cove Podcast! 

This week Benny and Matt look at the woman eaten by her sausage dogs, a man who gave it all up to become a goat, a tourist who tried to pet a shark and paid the price, Starshield, The Man With the Golden Arm and much, much more!!

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Episode 127 - Falling Starlink! Splintercat! Dildo Holiday Horror!

It's episode 127 of Kraken cove Podcast!! 

This episode Benny and Matt talk books (Lost in the Garden by Adam S Leslie and A Time Before Genesis by Les Dawson), a tip load of bitcoin, an AirBnB full of drugs and dildos, and the mystery of Musk's falling satellites!!

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Episode 126 - Derry Yellow Man! Dolphin Pee Play! Wetherspoons Tattoo!

It's episode 126 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Matt and Benny discuss fish pie... no, just a fish pie.

Then they chat about a MASSIVE belly tattoo, liver eating Orca, piss play amongst dolphins, a creepy Irish Yellow Man, a wet wipe mystery, a porn star fucked right off a balcony, a direct hit by a particle accelerator abd much more! 

All this and loads of extra waffle at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!

Episode 125 - Ravenser Odd! Talking Orca! Bumhole Bother!!

It's episode 125 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and in this episode, the lads take a strange journey to the lost island of Ravenser Odd!

They listen to the talk of Orcas, chat about the escaped Lynxes in Scotland, a lost object in an MRI Scanner, and much, much more!

Join in the waffle! Contact us at krakencovepodcast@gmail.com! search us out on X and Instagram!

Episode 124 - Otter Attack!! Fordite!! Evergreen Buddha!!

Happy New Year, and welcome to episode 124 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!

A hibernating Benny has meant a delay in new episodes being released but Matt has finally managed to stir the beast and get him near a microphone!

In this episode, our fearless lighthouse keepers tackle a beheaded and violated fox! An otter attack! They chat all things New Jersey Drones! There's Masturbation Waffle! Yapping on about an Irish UFO and much, much more!

Keep tuned in to KRAKEN COVE PODCAST through 2025 and we promise to bring you much more madness!!