Episodes
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Episode 111 - Grim Reaper! Evil Derek the Jackdaw! Lichtenstein's Army!
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Welcome to episode 111 of Kraken Cove Podcast!!!
This week we check out a grim guest at a woman's funeral, a corvid that is either friend or foe of a whole community, a bloke with a dick on his arm offering to take Kate Beckinsale out for a different sort of sausage, Lichtenstein's perfect army and much, much more!!
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Episode 110 - More Monoliths! Murdered Mammal Mayhem! Jesus Lightning!
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Friday Mar 22, 2024
It's episode 110 of Kraken Cove Podcast and we have a doozy for you!! In this episode we check out the latest METAL MONOLITH! Dumped dead animals at local shop! Daddy Knock Door Run! Bringing more shame to a famous name! Lightning Strikes Christ, is Christopher Walken Evil? and much, much more!
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
Episode 109 - Wooden Spaceships! High Street Snail Farm! THIS MAN!
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
It's episode 109 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Benny & Matt examine high street snail farms, a quick book review of Something Wicked This Way Comes, Wooden Satellites, botched moon landings, high speed aping around, some badly judged Valentines cards and the incredibly strange story of THIS MAN!
Friday Feb 23, 2024
Episode 108 - More Blessed! Wild wedding! Trllion Insect Plague!
Friday Feb 23, 2024
Friday Feb 23, 2024
It's episode 108 of Kraken Cove and this week Benny & Matt delve once more into the lucky bag of nonsense that is KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!
They investigate Brian Blessed's wrestling habits, they delve deep into the pineapple mines, Benny describes his pseudonym Diablo Blanco and we find out what to do if you get a fairy in your bed!
Friday Feb 09, 2024
Episode 107 - Nuclear Phones! Molasses Flood! Sextopus!
Friday Feb 09, 2024
Friday Feb 09, 2024
It's happened!! Benny has edited his first episode of Kraken Cove! What a wonderful way to start 2024.
In this show we take a look at the truth behind Benny's claim the Nazis loved Margarine, a bloke who chops off your bollocks for sexy thrills, a battery that will run your phone for 50 years without a single charge and much much more!!
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
Episode 106 - Christmas Cove! Spontaneous Human Combustion! One for Sorrow!
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
It's Christmas down Kraken Cove and things have got a little loosey goosey as far as format is concerned!
While wh have a bit of casting from Matt, Benny tries his hand with the light and... well... see what you think!
We also continue the Christmas Cove tradition of a Spooky Story for Christmas!
Matt has written a traditional story especially for Kraken Cove called One for Sorrow, so hopefully on either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day night you can settle down with a glass of something nice and enjoy a traditional Christmas tale, courtesy of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!
Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Episode 105 - Streets on the Moon! Frau Perchta! Robot Carrot Strangler!
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Welcome to Christmas at the Cove! We had to try get a slightly more festive episode in, and hopefully we can record a Xmas Day Special!
In this episode, Benny 'coaxes' Matt back to Kraken Cove for a spot of casting.
The lads look at Bat Knobs, a pig pit death, a strangling by a vegetable machine, a terrifying Christmas Witch and various goings on in Space!
Oh, and we have a little Yule Cat giveaway too!
Friday Nov 17, 2023
Episode 104 - ANIMAL CRACKERS!
Friday Nov 17, 2023
Friday Nov 17, 2023
It's episode 104 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and we appear to have accidentally produced an ANIMAL SPECIAL!
Obviously it all gets a bit cock heavy, so we do apologise, but it's all relevant and there's lots to learn!
About animal cocks.
Animal tits get a look in too, so there's something for the lads - everyone is happy!
We look at shagging hippos, fucking crocodiles, bats cocks, tapir cocks, bull cocks, a woman who collects her own piss and THE HAIRY HANDS OF DARTMOOR!!!
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Episode 103 - Fresh Bigfoot! Scouse Indrid Cold? Flesh Eating Gastropods!
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Welcome to the Halloween Episode of Kraken Cove Podcast!
This week Benny and Matt investigate the fresh Bigfoot sighting in the the US but also hark back to a hairy man who haunts the hills a little closer to home! We have a blood soaked animal attack of an unusual kind, a story of redemption from our flippered friends, a rumoured Hamas attack on... Doncaster? There's the stripy haunting on the Wirral Peninsula and a brace of seriously spooky tales brought by Benny himself!
So gather around the campfire, dress as a sexy cat or a hot witch or maybe just put on a bin bag and throw eggs at your neighbours house, but whatever you do this Halloween make sure you listen to KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!!
Friday Sep 29, 2023
Friday Sep 29, 2023
It's Cove O'Clock, Krakenheads!
Benny and Matt are back at the lighthouse talking, amongst other things, MASSIVE DRAGON DILDOS, Gynaecological Gymnastics from Outer Space, Cockaigne the Mediaeval Utopia, strange migrations and a strange drain Benny found in the arse end of Leeds.
Thanks Benny!
All this and much more at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!