Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre!

It's pancake day at Kraken Cove, and Benny watches Matt toss one off in the kitchen before they settle down to a lovely bit of casting.

In this episode we look at fresh Dyatlov Pass news, a diamond worth $24 million, Death Whistles and ancient horns, dinosaur theories, cocaine hippos and cocaine tortoises, ways to die in 17th century London, Zoom Goats and much, much more!

Down at Kraken Cove, Matt & Benny prepare for The Beast from the East!

They settle down in front of a roaring fire, and Matt casts his light out, shining on Monkeys with Musk mind chips, pricey space rock auctions, mummies with golden tongues, Whittie heckler's punishment, spiteful octopus aggro and much, much more!

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There's nothing like a bracing walk along the shores of Kraken Cove, but watch your step! There's some weird things that wash up on those wind whipped beaches...

Amongst the Flotsam & Jetsam of this week's episode, the boys pick apart the worldwide problem of ghost vilages, a 17 year high in cicada emergence, Biblical Bongs and the strange tale of the Kyshtym Dwarf! And much, much more!

So pull on your wellies, make sure your Tetanus shot is up to date, and join us at KRAKEN COVE!

After a few Gremlins got into last week's episode, Benny has a crack down and we find the last of the Kraken Cove wild indigenous Gremlins...

After the bloodbath, Matt and Benny discuss Ball Checking Machines! Lost Seals! Flat Earth Sailors! Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo! Persistent Crab Evolution! Magical Cheese! And much, much more!

 

In this episode, Matt & Benny are excited about the presidential inauguration, but they dfinitel have their wires crossed!

They get back on track with stories about Bison Cowboys, bog pythons, fanny candles, self harming space robots, BALLDO and sausage miners!Let the new regime begin!

the Kraken Cove lighthouse is under siege! Luckily, Benny has an unusual method of dispersing crowds and Matt is more that relieved!

In this episode we look at madness around the world. From crazed conspiracy theorists storming the Capitol, to sex arse madness at the British borders, and a bleak outlook for 2021 courtesy of Nostradamus, there's never been a better time to hunker in the bizarre bunker that is KRAKEN COVE!

It's New Year's Day in the Kraken Cove lighthouse kitchen. Benny and Matt test each others wits with some games, before Matt casts out his light to see what he can see.

And what a cast!

We find extinct species rediscovered, some mixed predictions for 2021 from a dead Bulgarian mystic, a dinosaur that looks to be sleeping, a Star Trek officer going where no man has gone before, limitless power, Roman snack bars, AND MORE!!

So bring in the New Year with some cheer, sod dry January, crack a cheeky beer and chill out with KRAKEN COVE!!

It's Christmas at Kraken Cove, and Matt & Benny exchange dubious gifts before casting their light across wild seas, to see what weirdness is out there!

We meet the sinister Mari Llwyd, we discuss Sin Eaters, human hibernation, a terrifying White Christmas in Australia, and we find a man who lived as a turkey for two years, before we round things off with a scary Christmas story from Matt.

You've pulled a cracker, down at Kraken Cove!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at Kraken Cove, and Benny has decorated the lighthouse with a million fairy lights!

In this episode we look at the ancient Shetland tradition of Skekling, plus we discuss the cracking of the Zodiac Killer's Code! We have MORE monoliths, a hairy apeman, and much, much more!

Treat yourself to a mulled wine and a mince pie, and gather around the fireplace at Kraken Cove!

Matt and Bennny stumble back into your ears after more technical problems and logistical lunacy!

In this episode we obviously look at more monolith mayhem, we study the link between religions and drugs, there's the Japanese restaurant that firmly denies being a restaurant, a pan-dimensional winged horror and many more tales of wonder!

Hold onto your paper hats! You've just pulled a Cracker!

It's Kraken cove!