Episodes
Friday Jul 12, 2024
Episode 115 - Pfeilstork! Space Catapult!! Leprechauns!!
Friday Jul 12, 2024
Friday Jul 12, 2024
In this episode Benny and Matt consider the possibility of simply chucking satellites into space with a big catapult, the return of the metal monoliths, more Liverpudlian Lilliputians, Fuji behind bars and Much Much More!!!!
Thursday Jun 20, 2024
Episode 114 - BENNY RETURNS!!!
Thursday Jun 20, 2024
Thursday Jun 20, 2024
It's episode 114 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!!
We get a catch up from Benny about his awful holiday, there's a look at proof of Alien Big Cats in the UK, a peep into a portal full of werewolves, a little orange man (not Trump!) and a constipated mystery shitter!
Friday May 24, 2024
Episode 113 - Space Farts! Brandreth murdered Emu! Antigravity at Last!
Friday May 24, 2024
Friday May 24, 2024
It's episdoe 113 of Kraken Cove! This week, Benny and Matt take to the high seas in search of a whopper, but all Benny finds is a Quarter Pounder...
While they cast theri lines out they also manage to haul in some strange tales of brain worms, space farts on Exoplanets, The story of Columbo's boat in Troubled Waters, we ask ARE DINOSAURS REAL? and we hear how one national treasure, Gyles Brandreth, is responsible for the death of another, Rod Hull!
Oh, and monkeys shagging deer!
Enjoy!
Thursday May 09, 2024
Episode 112 - Thermonator! Tardigrade Hybrids! Qallupilluit!
Thursday May 09, 2024
Thursday May 09, 2024
We're back once again with episode 112 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!
In this episode Benny & Matt discuss Buddhism, Shintoism and Neolithic nonsense, a robot flamethrower, Tardigrade/Human hybrids, a real life werewolf sighting, brand new lifeforms and much, much more!
Benny is going to Thailand on holiday soon so look out for some new content!
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Episode 111 - Grim Reaper! Evil Derek the Jackdaw! Lichtenstein's Army!
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Welcome to episode 111 of Kraken Cove Podcast!!!
This week we check out a grim guest at a woman's funeral, a corvid that is either friend or foe of a whole community, a bloke with a dick on his arm offering to take Kate Beckinsale out for a different sort of sausage, Lichtenstein's perfect army and much, much more!!
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Episode 110 - More Monoliths! Murdered Mammal Mayhem! Jesus Lightning!
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Friday Mar 22, 2024
It's episode 110 of Kraken Cove Podcast and we have a doozy for you!! In this episode we check out the latest METAL MONOLITH! Dumped dead animals at local shop! Daddy Knock Door Run! Bringing more shame to a famous name! Lightning Strikes Christ, is Christopher Walken Evil? and much, much more!
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
Episode 109 - Wooden Spaceships! High Street Snail Farm! THIS MAN!
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
It's episode 109 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Benny & Matt examine high street snail farms, a quick book review of Something Wicked This Way Comes, Wooden Satellites, botched moon landings, high speed aping around, some badly judged Valentines cards and the incredibly strange story of THIS MAN!
Friday Feb 23, 2024
Episode 108 - More Blessed! Wild wedding! Trllion Insect Plague!
Friday Feb 23, 2024
Friday Feb 23, 2024
It's episode 108 of Kraken Cove and this week Benny & Matt delve once more into the lucky bag of nonsense that is KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!
They investigate Brian Blessed's wrestling habits, they delve deep into the pineapple mines, Benny describes his pseudonym Diablo Blanco and we find out what to do if you get a fairy in your bed!
Friday Feb 09, 2024
Episode 107 - Nuclear Phones! Molasses Flood! Sextopus!
Friday Feb 09, 2024
Friday Feb 09, 2024
It's happened!! Benny has edited his first episode of Kraken Cove! What a wonderful way to start 2024.
In this show we take a look at the truth behind Benny's claim the Nazis loved Margarine, a bloke who chops off your bollocks for sexy thrills, a battery that will run your phone for 50 years without a single charge and much much more!!
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
Episode 106 - Christmas Cove! Spontaneous Human Combustion! One for Sorrow!
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
It's Christmas down Kraken Cove and things have got a little loosey goosey as far as format is concerned!
While wh have a bit of casting from Matt, Benny tries his hand with the light and... well... see what you think!
We also continue the Christmas Cove tradition of a Spooky Story for Christmas!
Matt has written a traditional story especially for Kraken Cove called One for Sorrow, so hopefully on either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day night you can settle down with a glass of something nice and enjoy a traditional Christmas tale, courtesy of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!
Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!