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Join Matt & Ben at Kraken Cove lighthouse, where the brothers shine a beacon onto weird news stories, myths, legends, and all things bizarre.
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Friday May 24, 2024
Friday May 24, 2024
It's episdoe 113 of Kraken Cove! This week, Benny and Matt take to the high seas in search of a whopper, but all Benny finds is a Quarter Pounder...
While they cast theri lines out they also manage to haul in some strange tales of brain worms, space farts on Exoplanets, The story of Columbo's boat in Troubled Waters, we ask ARE DINOSAURS REAL? and we hear how one national treasure, Gyles Brandreth, is responsible for the death of another, Rod Hull!
Oh, and monkeys shagging deer!
Enjoy!
Thursday May 09, 2024
Thursday May 09, 2024
We're back once again with episode 112 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!
In this episode Benny & Matt discuss Buddhism, Shintoism and Neolithic nonsense, a robot flamethrower, Tardigrade/Human hybrids, a real life werewolf sighting, brand new lifeforms and much, much more!
Benny is going to Thailand on holiday soon so look out for some new content!
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Thursday Apr 18, 2024
Welcome to episode 111 of Kraken Cove Podcast!!!
This week we check out a grim guest at a woman's funeral, a corvid that is either friend or foe of a whole community, a bloke with a dick on his arm offering to take Kate Beckinsale out for a different sort of sausage, Lichtenstein's perfect army and much, much more!!
Friday Mar 22, 2024
Friday Mar 22, 2024
It's episode 110 of Kraken Cove Podcast and we have a doozy for you!! In this episode we check out the latest METAL MONOLITH! Dumped dead animals at local shop! Daddy Knock Door Run! Bringing more shame to a famous name! Lightning Strikes Christ, is Christopher Walken Evil? and much, much more!
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
Thursday Mar 07, 2024
It's episode 109 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and this week Benny & Matt examine high street snail farms, a quick book review of Something Wicked This Way Comes, Wooden Satellites, botched moon landings, high speed aping around, some badly judged Valentines cards and the incredibly strange story of THIS MAN!
Friday Feb 23, 2024
Friday Feb 23, 2024
It's episode 108 of Kraken Cove and this week Benny & Matt delve once more into the lucky bag of nonsense that is KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!
They investigate Brian Blessed's wrestling habits, they delve deep into the pineapple mines, Benny describes his pseudonym Diablo Blanco and we find out what to do if you get a fairy in your bed!
Friday Feb 09, 2024
Friday Feb 09, 2024
It's happened!! Benny has edited his first episode of Kraken Cove! What a wonderful way to start 2024.
In this show we take a look at the truth behind Benny's claim the Nazis loved Margarine, a bloke who chops off your bollocks for sexy thrills, a battery that will run your phone for 50 years without a single charge and much much more!!
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
It's Christmas down Kraken Cove and things have got a little loosey goosey as far as format is concerned!
While wh have a bit of casting from Matt, Benny tries his hand with the light and... well... see what you think!
We also continue the Christmas Cove tradition of a Spooky Story for Christmas!
Matt has written a traditional story especially for Kraken Cove called One for Sorrow, so hopefully on either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day night you can settle down with a glass of something nice and enjoy a traditional Christmas tale, courtesy of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!
Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Welcome to Christmas at the Cove! We had to try get a slightly more festive episode in, and hopefully we can record a Xmas Day Special!
In this episode, Benny 'coaxes' Matt back to Kraken Cove for a spot of casting.
The lads look at Bat Knobs, a pig pit death, a strangling by a vegetable machine, a terrifying Christmas Witch and various goings on in Space!
Oh, and we have a little Yule Cat giveaway too!
Friday Nov 17, 2023
Friday Nov 17, 2023
It's episode 104 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and we appear to have accidentally produced an ANIMAL SPECIAL!
Obviously it all gets a bit cock heavy, so we do apologise, but it's all relevant and there's lots to learn!
About animal cocks.
Animal tits get a look in too, so there's something for the lads - everyone is happy!
We look at shagging hippos, fucking crocodiles, bats cocks, tapir cocks, bull cocks, a woman who collects her own piss and THE HAIRY HANDS OF DARTMOOR!!!