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Join Matt & Ben at Kraken Cove lighthouse, where the brothers shine a beacon onto weird news stories, myths, legends, and all things bizarre.
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Friday Feb 23, 2024
Friday Feb 23, 2024
It's episode 108 of Kraken Cove and this week Benny & Matt delve once more into the lucky bag of nonsense that is KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!
They investigate Brian Blessed's wrestling habits, they delve deep into the pineapple mines, Benny describes his pseudonym Diablo Blanco and we find out what to do if you get a fairy in your bed!
Friday Feb 09, 2024
Friday Feb 09, 2024
It's happened!! Benny has edited his first episode of Kraken Cove! What a wonderful way to start 2024.
In this show we take a look at the truth behind Benny's claim the Nazis loved Margarine, a bloke who chops off your bollocks for sexy thrills, a battery that will run your phone for 50 years without a single charge and much much more!!
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
Sunday Dec 24, 2023
It's Christmas down Kraken Cove and things have got a little loosey goosey as far as format is concerned!
While wh have a bit of casting from Matt, Benny tries his hand with the light and... well... see what you think!
We also continue the Christmas Cove tradition of a Spooky Story for Christmas!
Matt has written a traditional story especially for Kraken Cove called One for Sorrow, so hopefully on either Christmas Eve or Christmas Day night you can settle down with a glass of something nice and enjoy a traditional Christmas tale, courtesy of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!
Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Wednesday Dec 20, 2023
Welcome to Christmas at the Cove! We had to try get a slightly more festive episode in, and hopefully we can record a Xmas Day Special!
In this episode, Benny 'coaxes' Matt back to Kraken Cove for a spot of casting.
The lads look at Bat Knobs, a pig pit death, a strangling by a vegetable machine, a terrifying Christmas Witch and various goings on in Space!
Oh, and we have a little Yule Cat giveaway too!
Friday Nov 17, 2023
Friday Nov 17, 2023
It's episode 104 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and we appear to have accidentally produced an ANIMAL SPECIAL!
Obviously it all gets a bit cock heavy, so we do apologise, but it's all relevant and there's lots to learn!
About animal cocks.
Animal tits get a look in too, so there's something for the lads - everyone is happy!
We look at shagging hippos, fucking crocodiles, bats cocks, tapir cocks, bull cocks, a woman who collects her own piss and THE HAIRY HANDS OF DARTMOOR!!!
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Welcome to the Halloween Episode of Kraken Cove Podcast!
This week Benny and Matt investigate the fresh Bigfoot sighting in the the US but also hark back to a hairy man who haunts the hills a little closer to home! We have a blood soaked animal attack of an unusual kind, a story of redemption from our flippered friends, a rumoured Hamas attack on... Doncaster? There's the stripy haunting on the Wirral Peninsula and a brace of seriously spooky tales brought by Benny himself!
So gather around the campfire, dress as a sexy cat or a hot witch or maybe just put on a bin bag and throw eggs at your neighbours house, but whatever you do this Halloween make sure you listen to KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!!
Friday Sep 29, 2023
Friday Sep 29, 2023
It's Cove O'Clock, Krakenheads!
Benny and Matt are back at the lighthouse talking, amongst other things, MASSIVE DRAGON DILDOS, Gynaecological Gymnastics from Outer Space, Cockaigne the Mediaeval Utopia, strange migrations and a strange drain Benny found in the arse end of Leeds.
Thanks Benny!
All this and much more at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!
Friday Sep 15, 2023
Friday Sep 15, 2023
Join Benny and Matt on location on Ilkley Moor, Yorkshire, where they investigate the strange carved stones that dot the landscape! While investigating possible theories around the stones, they also so test the theory that dowsing rods can tap into the power around these locations.
Join us and find out what happened!!!
Friday Aug 04, 2023
Friday Aug 04, 2023
Welcome to the 100th episode of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!
It's tough times at The Cove with the Orca effectively keeping Benny & Matt hostage on the island, with no Rowboat Pete (RIP) to replenish the the stores!
Some Black Magic and a spot of casting might be just the ticket...
This week the lads examine the strange death of Garry Hoy, there's the bizarre tale of Operation Fantasia, some real life Goblin Encounters and how a set of reluctant assassins were rumbled!
All this and much, much more at KRAKEN COVE!!
Friday Jul 14, 2023
Friday Jul 14, 2023
It's episode 99 of Kraken Cove and this week we have another freewheeling (NOT RAMBLING) episode covering multiple subjects, such as Britain's Yeti, the Woodwose, and have we found his tools? Weird alien abduction style sex assault, Crossbow Jedi queen Hunter, Alien Gadget Fragments found in Sea, more Time Slips and the strange practices of the Bodi Tribespeople...
All this and more at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!