
Episodes

Friday Jul 07, 2023
Episode 98 - ORCA ATTACK!!!!
Friday Jul 07, 2023
Friday Jul 07, 2023
Benny and Matt look deep beneath the waves of Kraken Cove this week, to find out what the Holy Heck the Sea Pandas are playing at!!
Oh, and if you know of any stinky old drunkards called Pete, drop us a line!

Friday Jun 23, 2023
Episode 97 - Is AI Going to Kill Us??
Friday Jun 23, 2023
Friday Jun 23, 2023
Benny returns to the lighthouse after some kind of health scare, but Matt gets straight down to business with the question - is AI going to kill us?

Friday May 19, 2023
Episode 96 - Anomalous Big Cat Proof! Mail Order Monkey! What is Scampi?
Friday May 19, 2023
Friday May 19, 2023
After a short break, Benny and Matt are back with a look at proof of Anomalous Big Cats, Monkeys in the post, wedding day golfcart disaster, Victor Noir, praying for snow and WHAT THE F*CK IS SCAMPI???

Friday Apr 28, 2023
Episode 95 - TO THE MOON!!
Friday Apr 28, 2023
Friday Apr 28, 2023
Join Benny & Matt on wild trip to our nearest neighbour... THE MOON!
Obviously they're no experts, but the keepers of the strangest Lighthouse in Yorkshire take a skim through the stories that are popping up with increasing regularity regarding our return to the moon after an absence of around 50 years. Why has the whole world decided to back? What technology is needed for such a venture? Who is involved? What might be waiting for the astronauts on the lunar surface?
Find out the answer to all these questions and more at KRAKEN COVE, THE PODCAST THAT SHINES A BEACON ONTO THE BIZARRE!!!

Friday Apr 21, 2023
Episode 94 - Travis The Chimp! Lewis Chessmen! Lizard War Debunked!
Friday Apr 21, 2023
Friday Apr 21, 2023
It's a special episode of Kraken Cove - it's Matt's Birthday! The Lighthouse Crew take a picnic on the island shores and chat all things strange!
This week, Benny & Matt look at the wonderful Lewis Chessmen, Russ Kellett the Alien Super Soldier, Travis the Chimp and (unfortunately) we finally have our first repeat story!! Oh well, it was bound to happen!

Friday Apr 07, 2023
Episode 93 - Killer Bear! Need for Speed! Bunny Mayhem!
Friday Apr 07, 2023
Friday Apr 07, 2023
It's Easter at Kraken cove, and once again that Easter Bunny is wreaking havoc! Luckily Benny & Matt have got it covered.
After the mayhem, the lads settle down to a spot of casting!
This week they look at speedy man-made objects, sex ponds, murder bears, nuclear shenanigans and much, much more!
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Friday Mar 31, 2023
Episode 92 - Olga of Kiev! Shark Shock! Not so Sweet Dreams!
Friday Mar 31, 2023
Friday Mar 31, 2023
Welcome to Episode 92 of Kraken Cove Podcast! Benny and Matt have dreams, and they are VERY weird!! Are you a dream expert? If so, please get in touch!
This episode is full of other strangeness - a Disney fanatic, a strange sky death, A not so saintly Saint, a Shark Shock and much, much more!!

Friday Mar 24, 2023
Episode 91 - Speed Skiing! Murder Monkies! CIA Vampires!
Friday Mar 24, 2023
Friday Mar 24, 2023
It's episode 91 of Kraken Cove, and this week Benny & Matt waffle on about dodgy bath house shenanigans, Meth fuelled Finnish war Hero Aimo Koivunen, the strange, ongoing tale of Michael Jackson's perfume in Batley, they chat about murderous monkeys, CIA Vampires, Frog Cell Xenobots and more bullshit than you know how to handle!

Friday Mar 17, 2023
Episode 90 - Mass Hysteria and MPI!!!!
Friday Mar 17, 2023
Friday Mar 17, 2023
Mass Hysteria or Mass Psychological Illness can sweep through any community like wildfire, but is most prevalent in strict all female educational establishments. This weird event has many different symptoms but only rarely does actual bodily harm occur.
While this sounds quite a dry subject, honestly, things are going to get WEIRD!
This is a deep dive Special by KRAKEN COVE PODCAST so you'd better keep your wits about you, and remember.... DON'T PANIC!!!!

Friday Mar 03, 2023
Episode 89 - Gator Bait and other Racist Croc Hunts! Dildos of Antiquity!
Friday Mar 03, 2023
Friday Mar 03, 2023
It's episode 89 of Kraken Cove Podcast and Benny & Matt delve into the murky world of historic crocodile and alligator hunting. Terrible business!
There's a couple of book recommendations, All the Devils are Here by David Seabrook and In Ascension by Martin MacInnes - both amazing books for VERY different reasons!
And we take a cheeky look at the history of your friend and mine, The Dildo. Say no more!