
Episodes

Friday Mar 03, 2023
Episode 89 - Gator Bait and other Racist Croc Hunts! Dildos of Antiquity!
Friday Mar 03, 2023
Friday Mar 03, 2023
It's episode 89 of Kraken Cove Podcast and Benny & Matt delve into the murky world of historic crocodile and alligator hunting. Terrible business!
There's a couple of book recommendations, All the Devils are Here by David Seabrook and In Ascension by Martin MacInnes - both amazing books for VERY different reasons!
And we take a cheeky look at the history of your friend and mine, The Dildo. Say no more!

Friday Feb 24, 2023
Episode 88 - Monkey Gloryhole! Sharks Ahoy! Sausage Dog Sh*t Tash!
Friday Feb 24, 2023
Friday Feb 24, 2023
Episode 88 of Kraken Cove Podcast hoves into view, shipmates!
This week Benny and Matt have a lovely meandering ramble about sharks, Benny's Goonie mystery solved, more details about The Pied Piper and the Children's Crusade, a baffling disappearance, Doughnut UFOS, a very thin skinned ballet director and his sausage dog revenge... oh yes... and a monkey gloryhole!
All this and more, at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!!

Wednesday Feb 15, 2023
Episode 87 - Chinese Spy Balloon? UAP? UFO? SPECIAL REPORT!
Wednesday Feb 15, 2023
Wednesday Feb 15, 2023
Yes, it's a Kraken Cove Special Episode studying the latest airship//Balloon/UFO Phenomena!
Join Benny and Matt aboard the Kraken Cove Airship HMAS Icarus as they take to the sky to investigate the latest happenings involving spy balloons, UAPS, UFOS or stealth tech, and we'll see if this has happened before!!

Friday Feb 10, 2023
Episode 86 - Lite House Episode: THE NOT DEER!
Friday Feb 10, 2023
Friday Feb 10, 2023
Join Benny and Matt at Kraken Cove Lighthouse for a special episode, where the boys discuss a particularly unsettling cryptid... The Not Deer!

Friday Feb 03, 2023
Episode 85 - The Real Pied Piper! Shapeshifting Robots! Murder Chickens!
Friday Feb 03, 2023
Friday Feb 03, 2023
Your favourite shambolic Lighthouse Keepers are back with another slice of weird, at KRAKEN COVE, the Podcast that Shines a Beacon onto the Bizarre!
Matt and Benny examine a deadly pop-up pisser, a stoned Rocket Brother with a Brexit trident, The real Pied Piper, the most dangerous bird on the planet and much much more!!
Thanks to all you lovely people who left ratings and reviews after last episode - we're already feeling those sweet, sweet chart benefits!

Friday Jan 27, 2023
Episode 84 - Mouse Utopia! Killer Kites! Child Auction!
Friday Jan 27, 2023
Friday Jan 27, 2023
Welcome once again to Kraken Cove Podcast!
There's an unwelcome visitor to the Cove this week, but never fear! Rowboat Pete sorts him out... literally.
Coming up, Benny and Matt discuss the New York Rat Czar, Mouse Utopia, Killer Kites, Flesh Eater Sarcophagus, a colourless Gender Reveal, Bidding on other people's kids and much much more!
Tell your pals, spread the word, rate and review, scream it into a bin, LISTEN TO KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!!

Friday Jan 20, 2023
Episode 83 - Medjed! Psychedelic Salad! Grenades!
Friday Jan 20, 2023
Friday Jan 20, 2023
New Year, New KRAKEN COVE!
After a few months of rather stressful times - including a dead laptop containing all Cove material - we are back with a new machine for weaving the weird, sewing the strange and knitting the nuts, to stretch an analogy to breaking point!
This week we look at Sudden Russian Death Syndrome, drugged dolphins, psychedelic salad, a few tricky grenades and the creepy Medjed!
All this and more on the first 2023 edition of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!

Monday Oct 31, 2022
Episode 82 - Haunted Lighthouses & Listener Stories!
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Monday Oct 31, 2022
it's episode 82 and we are giving you a HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!! Woo hoo!!
In this episode Matt & Benny take a look at some local creepy tales thanks to our lovely listeners, then take a trip to the Spooky Shores of Britain, Ireland and America to investigate HAUNTED LIGHTHOUSES!
we hope you have a wonderful Hallowe'en and remember guys, STAY SPOOKY!
Remember to give us a star rating and a review if you can - we genuinely need all the help we can get!!!

Friday Oct 21, 2022
Episode 81 - Pennsylvania Witchcraft! Long Lost Friend! Yorkshire Crocs!
Friday Oct 21, 2022
Friday Oct 21, 2022
Welcome back to Kraken Cove, our second Halloween episode!
This week Matt & Benny discuss strange sightings off the Filey coast and other cryptid oddities, there's talk of the sad demise of their second favourite lighthouse beam, there's a dive into Who Put Bella down the Wytch Elm leading onto more Witchcraft chat and the 1930's Pennsylvania Hex murders!
Please send us your spooky stories, strange tales amd any 'It Happened to Me' type tales!

Friday Oct 07, 2022
Episode 80 - Ancient Ghosts! 100 Chickens! Whistle and I’ll KILL you!
Friday Oct 07, 2022
Friday Oct 07, 2022
It's the first October episode of Kraken Cove podcast, so join Matt & Benny around the campfire as they examine a pervy hypnotist, a strange cure for a cobra bite, the mysterious origins of an M.R James story, a lovely new Norwich restaurant and yet another gender reveal mess!
Remember, do contact us with your own Spooky Stories for Spooky month!