
Episodes

Friday Jan 28, 2022
Episode 69 - The Beast of Gévaudan! 3 Wheel Delorean! 25 Seconds Per Life!
Friday Jan 28, 2022
Friday Jan 28, 2022
The Beast is prowling down The Cove! Luckily Benny and Matt are tooled up and ready to take on the monster.
This week in episode 69 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST the chaps cast the lighthouse beam onto Ty Delorean and his three wheeled wonder, the epic tale of The Beast of Gévaudan and the incredible story of Shavarsh Karapetyan!
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Friday Jan 21, 2022
Friday Jan 21, 2022
Welcome to episode 68 of Kraken Cove, the MANLY Podcast!
Yes, the manliest men on the island, Benny and Matt, flex their Fortean muscles to find you fun facts, strange stories and mindbending mysteries!
This week the lads look at Men of War Crucible, a testosterone fuelled sausagefest for the terminally inadequate - they cast their light over a long overdue cryptid, THE MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM! They study a not-so-famous case of dead hikers in Russian mountains and they gaze deeply into dark mysteries of Dr John Dee's Spirit Mirror!
So tighten your jockstraps, butter your biceps and cry into your pillow, it's time for KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!!!!

Friday Jan 14, 2022
Episode 67 - Kraken Cove Radio. Mystery Special!
Friday Jan 14, 2022
Friday Jan 14, 2022
It's another edition of Kraken Cove Radio! As Benny nurses a wounded testicle, Matt spins the wheels of steel once again, regailing you, dear listener, with four tales of mystery!
We look at the shadowy Irish Vehicular menace, Mr Prawo Jazdy!
The Curious and Sinister disappearance and reappearance of Nicholas Barclay!
The Valley of Headless Men, Canada's Nahanni Valley!
Edward Leedskalnin and the Magical Magnetic Coral Castle!
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Friday Jan 07, 2022
Episode 66 - Codex Gigas! Utsuro Bune! USO!
Friday Jan 07, 2022
Friday Jan 07, 2022
It's the night after the night after the night after New Year at Kraken Cove and Matt & Benny emerge from their New Year's Eve-Proof Shelter into the weird world of 2022!
The lads discuss Britain's Hannibal the Cannibal, The Devil's Bible, Dishbrain, The Baltic Sea Anomaly, Utsuro-Bune and a brief history of USO's!
All this and more at KRAKEN COVE!!

Friday Dec 24, 2021
Episode 65 - NANA BAUBLES! MR CHRISTMAS! CATALONIAN NATIVITY DEFECATOR!
Friday Dec 24, 2021
Friday Dec 24, 2021
Merry Christmas one and all from the crew at Kraken Cove Lighthouse!!
It's episode 65 and Matt & Benny are dry and warm by the fireside at Kraken Cove while the winter winds howl, and the light pours out across the bay.
But we cast that light in other directions too!
This week we look at the job vacancy for a King of Piel Island, there's Nana Baubles and her record breaking danglers, the totally tragic Mr Christmas, there's a TV celebrity who's jarred surprises might be the perfect gift for that special someone, Gemma Collins mum and her alien encounter, and finally we travel the world looking at those weird Yule traditions other cultures find perfectly normal at this time of year!
So raise a glass, tear of a drumstick and have a vicious drunken argument with your nearest and dearest, because it's time for CHRISTMAS KRAKEN COVE!

Friday Dec 17, 2021
Episode 64 - Massive Toy Train! 1561 UFO War, Leaky St Nick!
Friday Dec 17, 2021
Friday Dec 17, 2021
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Cove!
Join Ben And Matt as they discuss a poorly pup who has a guilty secret, a massive secret of a different sort in the cellar of an abandoned mill, the 1561 Nuremberg Sky Battle, how astronauts cure Squashed Eye Syndrome and the leaking bones of Santa Claus!!
All this and much, much more in Episode 64 of KRAKEN COVE!!

Friday Dec 10, 2021
Episode 63 - Bomb in Bum! AI Bennys! Clowns vs Firemen
Friday Dec 10, 2021
Friday Dec 10, 2021
It's Episode 63 of Kraken Cove and Benny is back!
After wandering the island for two weeks, lost cold and blind, the lazy lad has finally found the lightlhouse so Matt can crack on with some casting!
This week the lads look at a rather embarassing Bomb in a Bloke's Bum, Yvette Fielding's near death horse ouija board mash-up, the possibility of multiple AI Bennys, The Toronto Clown vs Firemen Riot and much more!
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Friday Dec 03, 2021
Episode 62 - KRAKEN COVE RADIO
Friday Dec 03, 2021
Friday Dec 03, 2021
Good evening, friends, and welcome to the first edition of KRAKEN COVE RADIO, a show that will occasionally replace the usual style of show when Benny isn't able to make it to The Cove due to blindness, plague, gout or wankstroke.
This week Matt treats all you podballs to some smooth tunes and even smoother casting. we've no listings, just a fun pot luck of odd topics, strange snippets and weird events.
So slip into a kaftan, pour yourself a sweet glass of chilled Liebfraumilch and rest your ears on the dulcet tones of Matt, your host for the evening.
Ciao, baby...

Friday Nov 19, 2021
Episode 61 - Saddleworth Giants! Thunderbirds! The Evil King of the Cornets!
Friday Nov 19, 2021
Friday Nov 19, 2021
Welcome back to Kraken Cove, and we're at Episode 61!
After a brief spot of bother involving one of Benny's aquatic amorous encounters, Benny and Matt settle in the safety of the scullery for a spot of casting. And what a selection we have!
There's a Mandela Effect missing Thunderbird photo, PornHub casting cars in a sleepy country town, two different kind of monsters and their evil coastal shenanigans, we have Saddleworth Giants and finally the place where spacecraft go to die...
All this and more, at KRAKEN COVE PODCAST!
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Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Episode 60 - HALLOWEEN IIII!! Listeners Stories!
Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Sunday Oct 31, 2021
Welcome to Episode 60 of KRAKEN COVE PODCAST and here we are at Halloween! Unfortunately Matt has contracted the Plague ( COVID-19) so Benny is keeping him at bay with hammer, nails and the trusty Lighthouse Luger!
When the dust settles, we also settle down for a spot of casting!
We have a terrifying Dogman encounter, strange lights in a local spot of high strangeness, a lost road that briefly reopened, a chilling UFO encounter, a sinister artist, A School Haunting, Benny's own investigations and a Whitby Terror!
One of our contributors, Marty McGowan is also a film maker, so please take a look at his work. He's made a film called Mockingbird and it's on YouTube for everyone to enjoy!
Here's a link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2LK2stXtlA
Happy Halloween everyone!