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Join Matt & Ben at Kraken Cove lighthouse, where the brothers shine a beacon onto weird news stories, myths, legends, and all things bizarre.
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Friday Jun 11, 2021
Friday Jun 11, 2021
It's a KRAKEN COVE SPECIAL!
Join Benny and Matt beneath the waves as we delve into the weird and wonderful world of the cephalopods.
Squids, octopuses, cuttlefish, and the vast mythical cousin of all these creatures, THE KRAKEN, we investigate the myths, legends and even stranger truths of these marvelous denizens of the deep.
So get into your diving gear and climb aboard our mini sub as we explore the mysterious deeps around KRAKEN COVE!!!
Friday Jun 04, 2021
Friday Jun 04, 2021
It's holiday time at Kraken Cove, so Matt & Benny go to their favourite holiday destination...
KRAKEN COVE!
In their caravan, they discuss the TikTok boss who quits to do more daydreaming, another exploding fanny candle, The Mount Owen Claw, a fake Stegasaurus tragedy, The Poison Garden and much, much more!
So slap on that Factor 50 and join us at KRAKEN COVE!!
Friday May 28, 2021
Friday May 28, 2021
It's the annual migratory bird count at Kraken Cove but the boys get an eyeful of more than they bargained for!
Whilst settled in the heather with a hip flask, they decide to do a spot of casting!
This week, Matt and Benny, the Kraken Cove Lighthouse keepers, examine Oxygen Enemas, chicken brains, the exhumation os Somerton Man, the Púca of Ennistymon, Yasuke the Slave, Horror Express and so much more!!
So settle in for a rollercoaster ride of trivia and nonsense at KRAKEN COVE!!
Thursday May 20, 2021
Thursday May 20, 2021
It's touch and go at Kraken Cove as a gantry gives way and Matt has to save Benny in a VERY unconventional manner!
Cating resumes, however, and the lads study The Gorbals Vampire! Screaming Basement Fresh News! Genital Grabbing! Shattered Glass Bridges! Nuclear Madness!
All this, and much more, at KRAKEN COVE!!!
Friday May 14, 2021
Friday May 14, 2021
It's time for Episode 43 of Kraken Cove, and the lads are rattled by what seems to be an earthquake on the island!
When everything calms down, they settle in for a good old spot of casting!
This week Matt shines a light on yet another Gender Reveal, a couple of creepy cottages, a robotic trunk that can learn, Alcohol & Drug Abuse Lake, a bloke who's had the same supper for 10 years, and we wonder, WAS DRACULA REAL??
All this and more, at KRAKEN COVE!!!
Friday Apr 16, 2021
Friday Apr 16, 2021
The boys are mourning the passing of a great man.... but as usual are on the wrong page! down at the storage sheds, Matt & Benny cast out across the Cove for some more weirdness, and arent disappointed!
They cover facts about Prince Philip you won't find on the 24 hout coverage, religious zombie warnings, Suez Canal Erotic Fan fiction, tripping phone apps, and much much more!
Strap into your bamboo aeroplane, give praise to the insestuous royal gods, and dive into KRAKEN COVE!!!
Thursday Apr 08, 2021
Thursday Apr 08, 2021
The tyrannical rampage of the Easter Bunny is brough to a dramatic end at Kraken Cove this week, and Matt & Benny brew up a well earned pot of tea before cracking on with Kraken Cove!
This week, the lads examine MORE gender reveal carnage, yet MORE angry octopus aggro, a tiny tot with triple todger troubles, China's attempt to whitewash genocide through the mediums of song and dance, the moral quandary of artificial life, and much, much more!
So tighten up your shoe laces, pop some safety glasses on and prepare your ears for a rollercoaster of rampant rudery, it's KRAKEN COVE!
Thursday Apr 01, 2021
Thursday Apr 01, 2021
The boys are enjoying what frugal snacks they can muster while Rowboat Pete blocks the shipping lanes!
To pass the time, Matt casts his light out and examines the weird stories behid the Evergreen's Ever Given cargo vessel's stranding, a Satan Shoe scandal, a lack of sex arses, venomous humans and a sweet offer to eat cheeses!
So get your tug boats in place, team, we're gonna need a Hell of a lot of tugging!
Friday Mar 26, 2021
Friday Mar 26, 2021
Greedy capitalists are trying to build a new pier at Kraken Cove but the dolphins are having none of it!
Matt and Benny watch on from the beach, enjoying delicious pickles, and Matt casts his light out over a bumper batch of wierdness.
They examine who would win in a fight between the common cold and COVID, who ate the Rockefeller heir, how a Wild West outlaw became a pair of shoes, how pollution is making penises shrink and the Last Lost Tourist, among others!
You'll have a whale of a time down at Kraken Cove!
Friday Mar 19, 2021
Friday Mar 19, 2021
It's Episode 38 of Kraken Cove Podcast!
After 2 weeks off due to Matt making a ton of beer, the lads are back, and they hit the ground running!
This week Benny and Matt discuss Potato Head, massive wolves, a Lunar Wank Bank, The Chronovisor, gathering wind power with a wobble, and many more subjects!
So put your life jackets on and man the lifeboats, becasuse were sinking deep into the mad world of KRAKEN COVE!