Kraken Cove - The Podcast That Shines a Beacon onto The Bizarre!

Episode 50 - Assassinated Scientists! Umarells! Radioactive Terror Pigs!

A deal is going down at Kraken cove, and Benny plays it cool while Matt's knees tremble!

Later, the lads calm down with a bit of casting.

This week they check out a massive coffin fire, The Flintstone House, DENTASLIM, the Umarells of Italy, The Stick Boy, and the strange deaths of the Star Wars Scientists!

And much more!

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Episode 49 -Schmidt Pain Index! Nuke Mars! Kamikaze Monks!

It's Episode 49 of Kraken Cove Podcast, and Benny and Matt are all at sea... literally!

Matt hopes a bit of casting will get them out of this pickle, so while they drift out to sea they examine Elon Musk's plan to nuke Mars, a murder case blamed on the Djinn, squids in space, a very reluctance accidental billionaire, acid attack priest, and monks adrift for God!

So pop on your lifejacket and join us at KRAKEN COVE!

Episode 48 - Dobhar-chú! Hy Brasil! Odin's Skull!

Welcome to episode 48 of KRAKEN COVE!

In this episode, Matt and Benny discuss the phantom islad of Hy Brasil, Noah's Ark that isn't seaworthy, actual portals between countries, Odin's Skull amulet, Ambergris and much, much more!!

Episode 47 - Cephalopod Special!

It's a KRAKEN COVE SPECIAL!

Join Benny and Matt beneath the waves as we delve into the weird and wonderful world of the cephalopods.

Squids, octopuses, cuttlefish, and the vast mythical cousin of all these creatures, THE KRAKEN, we investigate the myths, legends and even stranger truths of these marvelous denizens of the deep.

So get into your diving gear and climb aboard our mini sub as we explore the mysterious deeps around KRAKEN COVE!!!

Episode 46 - Dino Death! poison Garden! The Mount Owen Claw!

It's holiday time at Kraken Cove, so Matt & Benny go to their favourite holiday destination...

KRAKEN COVE!

In their caravan, they discuss the TikTok boss who quits to do more daydreaming, another exploding fanny candle, The Mount Owen Claw, a fake Stegasaurus tragedy, The Poison Garden and much, much more!

So slap on that Factor 50 and join us at KRAKEN COVE!!

Episode 45 - Bum Breathing! Yasuke! The Púca of Ennistymon!

It's the annual migratory bird count at Kraken Cove but the boys get an eyeful of more than they bargained for!

Whilst settled in the heather with a hip flask, they decide to do a spot of casting!

This week, Matt and Benny, the Kraken Cove Lighthouse keepers, examine Oxygen Enemas, chicken brains, the exhumation os Somerton Man, the Púca of Ennistymon, Yasuke the Slave, Horror Express and so much more!!

So settle in for a rollercoaster ride of trivia and nonsense at KRAKEN COVE!!

Episode 44 Gorbles Vampire! Genital Grabbing! Nuclear Booze!

It's touch and go at Kraken Cove as a gantry gives way and Matt has to save Benny in a VERY unconventional manner!

Cating resumes, however, and the lads study The Gorbals Vampire! Screaming Basement Fresh News! Genital Grabbing! Shattered Glass Bridges! Nuclear Madness!

All this, and much more, at KRAKEN COVE!!!

 

 

Episode 43 - Screaming Cellar! Gender Reveal Kebab! Was Dracual REAL??

It's time for Episode 43 of Kraken Cove, and the lads are rattled by what seems to be an earthquake on the island!

When everything calms down, they settle in for a good old spot of casting!

This week Matt shines a light on yet another Gender Reveal, a couple of creepy cottages, a robotic trunk that can learn, Alcohol & Drug Abuse Lake, a bloke who's had the same supper for 10 years, and we wonder, WAS DRACULA REAL??

All this and more, at KRAKEN COVE!!!

Episode 42 - Suez Canal Erotica! A Cargo of Cocks! Zombie Philip!

The boys are mourning the passing of a great man....  but as usual are on the wrong page! down at the storage sheds, Matt & Benny cast out across the Cove for some more weirdness, and arent disappointed!

They cover facts about Prince Philip you won't find on the 24 hout coverage, religious zombie warnings, Suez Canal Erotic Fan fiction, tripping phone apps, and much much more!

Strap into your bamboo aeroplane, give praise to the insestuous royal gods, and dive into KRAKEN COVE!!!

Episode 41 - Artificial Life! Triple Todger! Wonderous Wetherby Services!

The tyrannical rampage of the Easter Bunny is brough to a dramatic end at Kraken Cove this week, and Matt & Benny brew up a well earned pot of tea before cracking on with Kraken Cove!

This week, the lads examine MORE gender reveal carnage, yet MORE angry octopus aggro, a tiny tot with triple todger troubles, China's attempt to whitewash genocide through the mediums of song and dance, the moral quandary of artificial life, and much, much more!

So tighten up your shoe laces, pop some safety glasses on and prepare your ears for a rollercoaster of rampant rudery, it's KRAKEN COVE!