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Join Matt & Ben at Kraken Cove lighthouse, where the brothers shine a beacon onto weird news stories, myths, legends, and all things bizarre.
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Thursday Apr 01, 2021
Thursday Apr 01, 2021
The boys are enjoying what frugal snacks they can muster while Rowboat Pete blocks the shipping lanes!
To pass the time, Matt casts his light out and examines the weird stories behid the Evergreen's Ever Given cargo vessel's stranding, a Satan Shoe scandal, a lack of sex arses, venomous humans and a sweet offer to eat cheeses!
So get your tug boats in place, team, we're gonna need a Hell of a lot of tugging!
Friday Mar 26, 2021
Friday Mar 26, 2021
Greedy capitalists are trying to build a new pier at Kraken Cove but the dolphins are having none of it!
Matt and Benny watch on from the beach, enjoying delicious pickles, and Matt casts his light out over a bumper batch of wierdness.
They examine who would win in a fight between the common cold and COVID, who ate the Rockefeller heir, how a Wild West outlaw became a pair of shoes, how pollution is making penises shrink and the Last Lost Tourist, among others!
You'll have a whale of a time down at Kraken Cove!
Friday Mar 19, 2021
Friday Mar 19, 2021
It's Episode 38 of Kraken Cove Podcast!
After 2 weeks off due to Matt making a ton of beer, the lads are back, and they hit the ground running!
This week Benny and Matt discuss Potato Head, massive wolves, a Lunar Wank Bank, The Chronovisor, gathering wind power with a wobble, and many more subjects!
So put your life jackets on and man the lifeboats, becasuse were sinking deep into the mad world of KRAKEN COVE!
Friday Feb 26, 2021
Friday Feb 26, 2021
Rowboat Pete drops Benny off at the landing platform after a tough few weeks at the docks, and Benny does a bit of casting of his own!
Afterwards, Matt gets down to business. In this episode, the lads examine pirate skeletons, the discovery of disturbing dolls at a paranormal hot spot, more gender reveal party pandemonium, a butt bit by a bear, The Great Lentini, and a dive into the weird musical world of The Eccentronic Research Council!
Put on your lifebelts and hold your noses, it's time for KRAKEN COVE!
Friday Feb 19, 2021
Friday Feb 19, 2021
It's pancake day at Kraken Cove, and Benny watches Matt toss one off in the kitchen before they settle down to a lovely bit of casting.
In this episode we look at fresh Dyatlov Pass news, a diamond worth $24 million, Death Whistles and ancient horns, dinosaur theories, cocaine hippos and cocaine tortoises, ways to die in 17th century London, Zoom Goats and much, much more!
Friday Feb 12, 2021
Friday Feb 12, 2021
Down at Kraken Cove, Matt & Benny prepare for The Beast from the East!
They settle down in front of a roaring fire, and Matt casts his light out, shining on Monkeys with Musk mind chips, pricey space rock auctions, mummies with golden tongues, Whittie heckler's punishment, spiteful octopus aggro and much, much more!
So download Kraken Cove, tell your pals and please leave a five star review wherever possible!
Friday Feb 05, 2021
Friday Feb 05, 2021
There's nothing like a bracing walk along the shores of Kraken Cove, but watch your step! There's some weird things that wash up on those wind whipped beaches...
Amongst the Flotsam & Jetsam of this week's episode, the boys pick apart the worldwide problem of ghost vilages, a 17 year high in cicada emergence, Biblical Bongs and the strange tale of the Kyshtym Dwarf! And much, much more!
So pull on your wellies, make sure your Tetanus shot is up to date, and join us at KRAKEN COVE!
Friday Jan 29, 2021
Friday Jan 29, 2021
After a few Gremlins got into last week's episode, Benny has a crack down and we find the last of the Kraken Cove wild indigenous Gremlins...
After the bloodbath, Matt and Benny discuss Ball Checking Machines! Lost Seals! Flat Earth Sailors! Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo! Persistent Crab Evolution! Magical Cheese! And much, much more!
Friday Jan 22, 2021
Friday Jan 22, 2021
In this episode, Matt & Benny are excited about the presidential inauguration, but they dfinitel have their wires crossed!
They get back on track with stories about Bison Cowboys, bog pythons, fanny candles, self harming space robots, BALLDO and sausage miners!Let the new regime begin!
Friday Jan 15, 2021
Friday Jan 15, 2021
the Kraken Cove lighthouse is under siege! Luckily, Benny has an unusual method of dispersing crowds and Matt is more that relieved!
In this episode we look at madness around the world. From crazed conspiracy theorists storming the Capitol, to sex arse madness at the British borders, and a bleak outlook for 2021 courtesy of Nostradamus, there's never been a better time to hunker in the bizarre bunker that is KRAKEN COVE!